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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

     If you know me at all, then you know by now that I love Halloween. It is my favorite holiday. Money really prohibits me from being able to go all out, decoration wise, as does being the last house on a dead end by a creek. Too many lil punks around here to knock decorations down and/or steal them. Unless one day I can come up with the scariest, most awesome decoration. One that would make an attempted decor thief crap their pants thus thwarting their evil lil punk plans. Hmmm... I will be thinking about this further, you can believe that! 

 


     We had a Halloween Party to go to the Saturday before, and  I knew I wanted to dress up, cuz well, I always do. And I had no money for a costume for myself, cuz well, I never do. So I threw together a Dead Prom Queen costume. I have no full costume pics, cuz the dress I wore was a good 2 to 3 sizes too big from losing weight. (I was not about to go blow money on a fancy dress for a damn costume!) It was basically a dressy dress, Prom Queen sash, tiara (which was a gift from my birthday, so it actually said "Birthday Bitch" on it.) and make up. Nothing special. I had tried telling the kiddies that there was going to be a HUGE bonfire at the party but of course they didn't believe me.*Insert 13 year old "Yeah, okaaaay, mom" response here* That is until we were driving up and they saw the bonfire from waaaay down the road. lol I thought their eyeballs were going to pop out of their heads! Tho that would have been one hell of a party trick for Halloween, uh?

Driving up to the party

I LOVE this picture of M standing in front of the fire
     This year I was also L's room mother for her Halloween Party at school. (Holy crap was her class wiiiild as all hell and the other room mother had a serious chip on her shoulder.) Anyways, I just decided to paint my face up like a sugar skull. Tho I'm not the most artistically inclined, I did what I could do, and got a ton of "Ooohs and Ahhhs and Whoooooas and a few people getting really close to my face before realizing that it was face paint and not a mask.. PERSONAL SPACE PEOPLE! It's called personal space!

 








    
  My mom was worried it was going to scare little kids, which was quickly brushed away when theee cuuutest little blonde girl, had to have been about 4 or 5 years old, came to our door and said "ooooh!! I like your mask!" I said "Thank you! It's really paint." Which made her face light up even more, huge grin from ear to ear "OH! I reeeeally like your face paint!!" That was too. damn. awesome

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Come On Baby, Light My Fire...

      Ok, so Mr and I were outside having a smoke and I was playing with a lighter in my pocket and started giggling.
  • Mr:"What the hell is so funny?" 
  • Me: "Trust me, you DON'T wanna know."
  • Mr: "Really, come on, what?"
  •  Me: "Welllll, I was playing with this lighter and was looking at your hair. *giggle giggle*
  • Mr: *Steps faaar away from me* "WTF?? Are you serious right now?"
  • Me: "Hey!! Look, I SAID that I THOUGHT about it! NOT that I'd DO it!!" 
  • Mr: "Why the fuck did you think it??"
  • Me: "I don't know where my thoughts come from! They just happen!! FUCK!!"

      AHAHAHAHA! :)
And wife of the year goes to... *drum roll pleeeeease?* ME!! Ohhhh man. Tho I'm sure Mr would disagree. ;)

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

There's No Place Like Home?

Both of these pics were taken within maybe 10 minutes of each other. Didn't see the relation til today. I love it since my dad's favorite movie was The Wizard of Oz. :)



Monday, October 8, 2012

Quick and Easy Piza Dough

 This recipe makes a delicious, chewy pizza crust. If you like it on the harder, crunchier side, roll it very thin. If you want a thick, soft crust keep it on the thicker side.
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Saturday, October 6, 2012

When the hell did I become lame?

My son overheard me saying that I was going out for a bit, later.

  • M: "What?? Can I come with?"
  • Me: "Nope. I need out for a bit."
  • M: "What? Why NOT? All you guys do is go get coffee!"
  • Me: "Hey, you don't know WHAT the hell we're doing!"
  • M: "Well, what ARE you guys doing?"
  • Me: "idk, probably having coffee." -_-
  • M: "yeeeah."
      Lmao Called out on my total lameness by my 13 year old son. Siiiigh.

Monday, October 1, 2012

October Photo A Day Challenge

10.1: "Where You Stood:" From where I stood, I saw my sweet Josie staring up at me. :)

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 10.2 "Lunch" Multi-Grain Tortilla Pizza. Half pepperoni and half ranch chicken. Quick, easy and YUM!!

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10.3 "This Happened Today" We found this sitting on top of Lucy's bed. She has SUCH a big heart. I love it. <3

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OCTOBER PHOTO A DAY CHALLENGE LIST

http://fatmumslim.com.au/october-photo-a-day-challenge/

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