You don't have a fat ass...

     Ohhhhh hell. I swear, some of the conversations that take place under this roof are just amazing.
 

• Me to the cat: "Move."

• Cat: *just fucking sits there like a boss*

• Me: "GAH! MOOOOVE, YOU FUCKING FAT ASS!!!"

• L: *eyes go huge and looks offended as all hell* "Whaaat?"

• Me: "Omg, not you Lucy! You don't have a fat ass!"

                   LMFAOOOO. ♥

 See? Like a boss.