That moment when you're in bed, Facebook chatting with a bestie, and
you FEEL eyes just staring at you. You turn around, ready to swing on a
ghost and instead, you see your sleeping hubster sitting up in bed...
just staring at you. Just. Fucking. Staring.
- Me: "What the hell are you doing you creep?!"
- Hubster: "Shut the fuck up.
- "Me: "Oh hell no. Whaaaat??"
- Hubster: "Shut the fuck up and sit back!!! He's on my tail. Gotta lose him!"
He then lays back down, closes his eyes, and snores loudly.
Ummm... well alrighty then!
