Ohhhh Noooo You Didn't!!

That moment when you're in bed, Facebook chatting with a bestie, and you FEEL eyes just staring at you. You turn around, ready to swing on a ghost and instead, you see your sleeping hubster sitting up in bed... just staring at you. Just. Fucking. Staring.

• Me: "What the hell are you doing you creep?!" 
• Hubster: "Shut the fuck up.
• "Me: "Oh hell no. Whaaaat??"
• Hubster: "Shut the fuck up and sit back!!! He's on my tail. Gotta lose him!"  

He then lays back down, closes his eyes, and snores loudly.

Ummm... well alrighty then!