There is a sparkle dog going into people's backyards and shitting sparkle poop. And when you play with the sparkle dog's sparkle poop, you get sparkles on your hands that don't come off.
Orrrr... that could just be the fucking story that your 4 year old came up with to explain why she's been washing her hands for 10 minutes cuz she played with your sparkly gold nail polish and it won't come off of her hands.
Yeeeeah.... That totally just happened.
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