Come On Baby, Light My Fire...

      Ok, so Mr and I were outside having a smoke and I was playing with a lighter in my pocket and started giggling.

• Mr:"What the hell is so funny?" 

• Me: "Trust me, you DON'T wanna know."

• Mr: "Really, come on, what?"

•  Me: "Welllll, I was playing with this lighter and was looking at your hair. *giggle giggle*

• Mr: *Steps faaar away from me* "WTF?? Are you serious right now?"

• Me: "Hey!! Look, I SAID that I THOUGHT about it! NOT that I'd DO it!!" 

• Mr: "Why the fuck did you think it??"

• Me: "I don't know where my thoughts come from! They just happen!! FUCK!!"

      AHAHAHAHA! :) And wife of the year goes to... *drum roll pleeeeease?* ME!! Ohhhh man. Tho I'm sure Mr would disagree. ;)