When the hell did I become lame?

My son overheard me saying that I was going out for a bit, later.

• M: "What?? Can I come with?"

• Me: "Nope. I need out for a bit."

• M: "What? Why NOT? All you guys do is go get coffee!"

• Me: "Hey, you don't know WHAT the hell we're doing!"

• M: "Well, what ARE you guys doing?"

• Me: "idk, probably having coffee." -_-

• M: "yeeeah."

      Lmao Called out on my total lameness by my 13 year old son. Siiiigh.