So, A Priest Walks Into A Restaurant...

     So my mom, kiddies and I went out to eat at our favorite family restaurant, Omega. We had just gotten seated when this moment played out..

• Mom: *mouthing words at me* 

•  Me: "Whaaat? Huh??" 

•  Mom: *whispers* "Watch how you talk. There is a priest behind you."

• Me: *whispers* "Ohhh shiiiit. Thanks for the warning."

Gotta love that my mom accepts me for who I am, mouth that could make a trucker blush and all. (Well, for the most part anyways)